My kid is an asshole

As a teenager sitting on my parents couch, I heard a comedian say “my kid is an asshole” I sat there laughing, but also thinking how in the world does a parent call their child an asshole. Almost 15 years later here i am announcing that my almost 5 year old is indeed an asshole.


“Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. And you get sick from them all the time. Last week I had a flu that I caught because my daughter coughed … into my mouth.”



Louis C.K.

My daughter is beyond beautiful (still not sure how i created her) but she is a master of manipulation, and war! As a parent we choose to pick our fights, because some are just not worth the hour headache, and the screaming child. As I’m telling my daughter “put your shoes on we are going to the store” she looks at me and laughs! At first this is kind of funny, but ok enough is enough we need to go. “Put your shoes on now lorelei” i can already see her cheeks getting red from anger, “put them shoes on now, or ill let your feet freeze” she says ok!
Ok!!! I just lost that war, she then proceeds to the door to put her coat on!!! Yes her coat because its 25 degrees outside. I had to wonder why its cold enough for a coat but not for some damn shoes. I am already aggravated that my kid won, i am also on a time limit so i say fuck it.

Get to the store, i already know I’m going to get looks. It comes with the territory of having a toddler with NO SHOES in 25 degree weather. I put her in the cart and go on my way while others pass judgement. I am almost done and getting ready to check out when an older lady says ” oh my goodness child where are your shoes?” I begin to talk as I’m rudely interrupted by my 4 year old, “mama said she was just going to let my feet freeze” . The lady looks at me and i try to explain but my daughter did the damage already and it cant be taken back. I look dead on with my 4 year old and say “oh its on”. She doesn’t know it but time out is coming, and quick!

I get home put her time out as she stomps her ass around the house like a damn moose. i have already told her no pads (ipad) She goes and says fine, i got toys. I just cant win, i just shut the door and walk away.


“I never judge other parents. You know when you see a mother in McDonald’s or someplace or a toy store and she’s just melting down on her kid? She’s like, ‘Shut up, I hate you, you’re ugly!’ And people are standing around going “oh my goodness, she’s a horrible mother’ Well guess what, those people aren’t fucking parents … Because any parents who are in that store are thinking, ’What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.’”


Louis C.K.

As a parent everyday is a new day with new obstacles, she may be sweet as sugar, or she could be giving the bird to unsuspecting car passing. All kids are assholes, from a very early age they learn how to manipulate us, get what they want how they want and when they want. We are forever more servants to these creatures. I may have Satan’s spawn 6 days out of the week but i do love her and more then life itself. I would give my life for her even if she was being an asshole at the time. My daughter loreleli is a blessing and has change me drastically in so many ways. They may seem sweet but they ulterior motivates, so before having a kid think am i ready for a mini me running around being an asshole to me?

STOP JUDGING OTHER PARENTS YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH

Hope you all enjoy this. I hope it makes you laugh and makes you think a little before bringing a mini you into this world 🌎

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How I started on Poshmark!

I started on poshmark almost 2 years ago, and still reselling full time! This was not my goal for poshmark at the time, I really just wanted to sell crap i had laying around taking up space. After 2 months of doing this, selling on poshmark, i found that it actually could become a stable income for me. I could sell/resell online and stay home with my daughter. Now i am full time reseller on poshmark and many other platforms and love it.

I have come to really enjoy the community surrounding resellers, and poshers. Some have become good friends, and some those i would call family. Selling on poshmark isn’t just an income to me anymore, its a way of communicating with the world, and surrounding myself with good people. Now that being said, I’ve come across my fair of share of the crazies in the posh community. You get the poshers who think they are the “posh police“, or the poshers who act as if they know more about posh then the CEO! Regardless of the crazies in the posh community, its a great way to meet people who most likely have the same interests and or hobbies.

When i really started getting into reselling i truly had no idea how to get product to sell. I felt like i would never find those wonderful thrift finds most brag about. Before i knew it tho, i had brands that were selling fast. I had items i could actually make profit on. It was so exciting, the thrill of finding certain brands is such a rush, and i wonder if that is one reason many of us resellers do this. Its not easy doing this, its not easy constantly searching for deals or finding the IT brands. I work from the moment i wake up to almost when its bed time ( I do eat I promise) By no means should you get into reselling because you think its easy. Most resellers work their ass off and you don’t see that side, all you see is what they sold and the profit.

It’s very easy to start on poshmark, you do not need any real selling background. Take a look in your closet, who knows a dress you haven’t worn in 5 years may make someone else happy. Give it a try, nothing to lose!

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